Three guys Nemises, skyblucarp and smila are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the guys skyblucarp just doesn't believe it, and says, "Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ." The mermaid says, "Done." Suddenly the Skyblucarp starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.
The second guy Smila is so amazed, he says to the mermaid, "Triple my IQ." The mermaid says, "Done." The Smila starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists in various fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last guy Nemises is so enthralled with the changes that his friends that he says to the mermaid, "Quintuple my IQ." The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I don't usually try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish that you would reconsider."
Nemises says, "No, I want you to increase my IQ times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
"Please,"" says the mermaid, "You don't understand what you're asking, it will change your entire view on the universe. Won't you ask for something else....a million dollars, anything?"
But no matter what the mermaid said, Nemises insisted on having his IQ increased by five times its usual power.
So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done." And Nemises became a woman named Nemises-ett.
2007-08-11 05:58:31 · 23 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l surrender you got me
let battle commence
2007-08-11 06:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) I'd wish that my Loved ones and Crush would never get hurt or killed as long as they lived =] 2)That Everyone Who is Sick in the world gets better...:( 3)I'd Wish that...My Friends Were Always happy and Never Sad or Feelings hurt...
2016-04-01 04:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Poor Nemises oops I mean Nemisesett!!
:-)))
2007-08-11 06:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahha, 1+1=2 , 2+2=4 , my god it worked.
I got off lightly that time pmsl.
2007-08-11 06:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
DoH!
Not to night I've got an headache!
That tree did jump out in front of my car!
Nemesis-ett practise at 'girl' talk?
Touche'
Nice one, going to powder my nose, sniff!
You wait!!!!!!!!!!!
Addition found one!
2007-08-11 06:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was a good one. love it when you all use real ppl in these jokes makes them funnier i think. a well deserved star for you Jane. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-11 06:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha at least it didn`t mention me
2007-08-11 09:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
deres a star
2007-08-11 07:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by JULIE W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked joke and one for the girlies to boot
have a star!!!!
2007-08-11 06:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by lastofthewonderfullpeople 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-08-11 06:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Greg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋