oh god this morn i woke up and found something quite hard and red in my ed i thought oh no its half a finger or sumat lmao ,i was scared to trun the light on it was hard and wet i thought oh is half me finger grose lmao ,i thought this as i chopped me alf finger off few years before lol ,anyway i put light on and was a strawberry omg lmao dog had picked it up jumped on me bed and left it lmao what you found strange in your bed lmao
2007-08-11 05:54:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry for spelling mistakes
2007-08-11 05:59:21 · update #1
the odd few peeps no understand english ? english peeps dont speak english the best of times intellect people understand me!so try learn more english foriegners
2007-08-11 08:16:37 · update #2
you say lmao too much
2007-08-11 05:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgirl 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dirty dishes. I apparently had been sleepwalking while under the influence of Ambien & in addition to partially loading the dishwasher, logging onto the computer, stuffing half a sub sandwich down the garbage disposal and eating a pumpkin muffin (all while asleep), I brought some dirty dishes into the bed with me. I'm just lucky I didn't bring any knives with me. I have since put a lock on the bedroom door to prevent this from happening again.
2016-05-19 22:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ur dog sounds cute hehe but how could your finger be in your hair ? if you chopped it off ages ago wudnt it b in the bin? bless ya i chopped a bit of skin off my finger with a knife i was trying to get a knot out of a bikini lol it didnt hurt though that was the thing hehe ne way bi hunnix
2007-08-11 06:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe people might think I have the strangest thing on my bed. I have a bat for protection and a speaking dictionary when I'm bored so I can look up words. =) No food on my bed lol
2007-08-11 06:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by craz34jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last weekend I woke up getting pinched by my daughter's 3 hermit crabs.
She snuck them into my bed in the middle of the night and in the morning she said that she thought they had gotten cold and I have a heating blanket.
2007-08-11 07:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by savagevisions 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was the strangest and grossest thing ive found in my bed~ a patch of my dogs dried skin. it was so gross. when i first got my dog he had really dry skin to the point where it would peel off of him. sure enough he was laying in my bed as it happen. but once in my moms bed he ate a paper towel and im not sure if he pooped or threw it back up but it came back up. it smelt so bad and looked like a snake. it was creepy. the smell of it made me want to gag.
2007-08-11 06:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found baby kittens in mine our cat put them in there she had them in the middle of the night lol i was so surprised in the morning i was like what the ****!
2007-08-11 06:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A strawberry jelly packet not sure how it got in there though...
2007-08-11 06:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by precious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you were the strangest thing in the bed.
2007-08-11 12:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat left a dead mouse on my pillow once!
2007-08-11 05:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by jack 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i found a hairball left by my cat lol
2007-08-11 06:15:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋