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I have a split personality at last!!!

This personality is a Vile Temptress who plans to be rather nasty to people, but good enough to star every question and thumbs-up every answer. This goodness is provided to me by my other personality. My hate is directed to all, but cannot overcome this love.

My other personality is a demon. A demon who summons fire only on those who are nasty. He (yes we are truly opposites) is always good to people, and will always provide his best possible answer. His love is unconditional, this is why he tolerates my hate.

All that we share is the fact that we star every question we answer, and thumbs up others unconditionally.

Anyone who can guess as to my other personality will face my anger, and will not have the pleasure of being tempted by me.

2007-08-11 05:48:11 · 11 answers · asked by Binary Purple 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

" I love you, for sentimental reasons..."

2007-08-11 06:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by TeeHee 3 · 1 1

Hy!

We have been needing some sort of unconditional thumbs up policy here for some time now!

Paz de Cristo

2007-08-11 05:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Emiliano M. 6 · 3 1

I think it's funny of one of the answerers here, who has a fake avatar themselves, claiming that "not being yourself" online is "against the rules" hahahahahah

That means 98% of people here should be reported!

2007-08-11 05:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by FORMER Atheist Now Praising FSM! 3 · 3 1

Sounds unutterably dull, dear boy. My other people have independent personalities who are constantly evolving. If you can twig who they are I'll give you a coconut.

2007-08-11 05:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by The Singing President 3 · 4 1

Hi Sybil!
Are you sure have multiple personality disorder, and not schizophrenia?

2007-08-11 05:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 5 0

Hi, nice to meet ya. I'm the psychotic blue guy with horns. *wink*

2007-08-11 05:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 · 4 2

why do you have to hide and not be urself ... thats against the rules btw ..

2007-08-11 05:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

you're a ******* nut job lady.

2007-08-11 05:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by william o 1 · 3 2

takot ako... wuuuuuuu....

2007-08-11 05:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by noldzki 5 · 4 0

Welcome to hell. You've come to the right place to be beaten up by the christian Cult.

2007-08-11 05:52:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7 3

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