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My Bobby went to get schooled and he done fergot all his home-taught lessons. Those perfessers taught him about evilution and Abdula Moblongottas, and he don't know bout creation or teethbrush or nothin. How can I stop him from going to school?

2007-08-11 02:30:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Tatoos are the devil!!!

2007-08-11 02:35:50 · update #1

25 answers

A gorilla beat me up Momma. I like Vicki and she likes me back! She showed me her boobies and i like them too.

2007-08-11 02:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Buy him a Play Station 3, Xbox 360 a Wii and a gaming computer with complete game libraries. Then feed him pizza and twinkies until he can't fit through the door. He'll never have to leave the house again! That should work.

2007-08-11 02:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by Halley D 2 · 1 1

Poor Bobby! You have taught him nothing. You can't even spell. The poor child needs help.
You are guilty of child abuse if you continue with this nonsense.

Of course, we all know you are a troll.
This is just a joke.
What a sad life you must have!
I hope you find friends soon.
Good luck!

Have a happy day!

2007-08-11 02:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 1

It's that Vicki Valentine girl he's always hanging around. Get rid of her and he'll be happy to be home schooled.

2007-08-11 02:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

O.K. Water Boys Mom!

2007-08-11 02:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by notthatagain 4 · 1 0

I'm giving you a star. This gave me a warm fuzzy feeling all over.

2007-08-11 02:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

LOL.

You could always beat him over the head with a holy book until he's too stupid to learn anything.

2007-08-11 02:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by mamasquirrel 5 · 3 1

Wow, that is too funny. Did you get a tattoo of Roy Orvicent too?

2007-08-11 02:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!

2007-08-11 08:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

get a wooden spoon and beat the principal to a pulp.

2007-08-11 02:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0 1

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