When i was a kid my father bought a baby gorilla and told me that every day i would have to lift him and carry his weight for thirty minutes, he explained how it would make me strong without realizing it i could gradually be able tpo lift more and more. well it worked i am now forty and t he gorilla weighs over two tons, my arms are about three feet around and my legs huge. But lately the silver back mountain gorilla seems a little anoyed with this daily practice. when ever i pick him up he puts his hands over my eyes so tight i can't remove them until i put him down. Do i have a problem?
2007-08-10 23:21:58 · 14 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
I've heard that Silverback Mountain Gorillas really enjoy tequila. Maybe you two just need to have a guy's night out. Paint the town red, enjoy some fine food and drink until you're seeing ghosts and strange clowns with knives. Once you reconnect with him he'll be more tolerant to your practice. Good luck!
2007-08-11 06:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by Beth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, seems you have an issue with what used to be baby gorilla now has become adult gorilla He no longer wants or expects to be carried around now. In gorilla respect for you he just wants to return the favor to you now by carrying you around.
2007-08-11 22:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your problem is with your 40 yr old 2 ton gorilla...
2007-08-11 06:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Christine H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you have a problem, and I would not want to upset that gorilla!!
2007-08-11 06:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by ellen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In light of all the bizarre questions u ask yes I would say u r a freak of nature.
2007-08-11 15:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the beginnings of a good story..
2007-08-11 06:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 1-800-Tarzan , maybe he could give you some advise.
2007-08-11 12:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by vivib 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shut-up!!
2007-08-11 06:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him some cheeseburgers from mcdonalds..... he will be happy then.
2007-08-11 08:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by Stampy Skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't lift over 4,000 lbs.
2007-08-11 06:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by Ashleigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋