...Crocoducks fly?
2007-08-10 22:39:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but they smoke a lot of quack!
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2007-08-10 22:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, and the world was really created in just 6 days! And it's only 6,000 years old! And Noah really fit two of every animal on earth into the ark...and the WHOLE earth was covered with water...blah, blah, blah...
I read in the paper that when it opened, some reasonable people hired one of those airplanes that tows the long advertisement banners to fly circles over the museum. The banner read: "Thou shalt not lie". Priceless!
It's sad that some people are so out of touch with reality that they actually believe that stuff. Personally, I've never had a problem reconciling religion and science. As a Chrisitan (Catholic) and a science teacher, I find that the scientific complexity and beauty of our universe only serves to reinforce my religious beliefs. Unfortunately, there are those who still haven't figured out that much in the Bible is metaphor, meant to be taken figuratively...not literally! The creation story is merely a metaphor for the omnipotence of God.
I have this one friend who tells me that dinosaurs didn't really exist because they aren't mentioned in the Bible. Really...he said that to me with a straight face. So, I take the dude in my office and hand him one of the fossils from my collection: a fragment of dinosaur bone.
His rebuttal: "This is fake, just like the dinosaur bones in the museums."
Me: "Huh? What the...? So you are saying someone made fake bones out of plastic or something?"
Him: "No, not anyone on earth. Those fake bones were put here on earth by Satan to lead us astray! It's a test!" (I'm not making this crap up, I swear! Haha!)
Me: "Uh-huh....yeah, ok. Riiiiiight! So you wanna get lunch or something?" At that point I just had to change the subject. I mean, how the hell do you reason with someone like that? Haha!
2007-08-10 22:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Ah, yes, we know what reality is now. I suppose there's just nothing else to know anymore, again. And philosophers, haven't they stopped asking, what is truth, yet. It's so annoying.
2007-08-10 23:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by hb12 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes.. and they have talking snakes ( in five languages) a wooden ship which can carry 15million species.. first designer beach wear worn by Eve... first paraffin gas lighter used by Adm to lit the worlds first cigarette.
2007-08-10 22:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Angels probably...
2007-08-10 22:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do the crockosh!ts poop?
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2007-08-10 22:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
dunno really :D
2007-08-10 22:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by RoChEr 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋