Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
2007-08-10 20:08:42 · 1 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The office one is the best. I have a 3 year old, and usually can't wait to go to work so I can sit down for a while. Plus it is nice and quiet.
2007-08-13 09:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋