2007-08-10 19:34:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Catholic mass is like aerobics...
Sit, stand, kneel, stand, kneel, stand, kneel, sit...you get the idea.
2007-08-10 19:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Someone would probably have to invent a religion that worships both krill and subarctic trout. As for the deity, maybe a spin-off of Lovecraft's Cthulhu?
2007-08-11 02:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Quakers. No chocolate. For you my dear penguin, they would be so happy to have your blessed little beak in their flock, they told me they are willing to change the name of their religion to the "Quackers," isn't that special?
same god, they were pretty firm on that point, but they say that he will slim your thighs by whipping them into shape. It worked great for the monks.
2007-08-11 02:43:35 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those that restrict the fish-fat-diet and cause you to flounder rapidly upon the ice floe....perhaps the religion of Hockey.
2007-08-11 02:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Certainly not the flying spaghetti monster. Mmm, spaghetti...
If it makes a difference, I like your thighs just the way they are. Wait, do you have thighs?
2007-08-11 02:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vanity is a sin, so Pray to God for good health.
2007-08-11 02:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by Sandra B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christian pentecostals will have you running all up and down the isles! so not only your thighs.. but your whole body.. plus we also fast.. but not to loose weight.. same with the running and jumping. we do it to praise God and get closer to him.. but yea.. check us out!
2007-08-11 02:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Palo Mayombe--haven't you seen the sally struthers' commercials?
2007-08-11 02:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find one with plenty of fasting and kneeling!
2007-08-11 02:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Catholicism.
Dietary restrictions, fasting and abstinence.
2007-08-11 02:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by Arnon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋