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i need some answers here people!

2007-08-10 18:46:52 · 21 answers · asked by ♪♫stephanie♫♪ 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

& just so all of you know... it is not a serious question. it is an inside joke to TRUE simpsons fans

2007-08-10 19:58:24 · update #1

21 answers

Ah, the classics never die!

2007-08-10 18:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by SDW 6 · 7 2

Are you extreme? One attempt to refute the lifestyles of God is to declare that the God of the Bible has specific characteristics that are contradictory. If it extremely is in lots of cases shown, the Christian God can't exist. This atheistic company can take its type in distinctive distinctive arguments. Atheists in lots of cases argue that if God is all-useful, then He can do something. this could incorporate the skill to microwave a burrito so warm that even He can't consume it. yet while God can't consume this buritto, he's not all-useful. subsequently, concludes the atheist, no all-useful God can exist. inspite of the undeniable fact that the theist is of an identical opinion that God is all-useful, he recognizes that there are some issues which even an all-useful being can't do. because an all-useful being will continuously have the skill to end regardless of He units out to do, that's impossible for an all-useful being to fail. The above atheistic argument is arguing that because God is all-useful He can do something—even fail. it extremely is like asserting that because God is all-useful He may well be no longer all-useful. for sure, it extremely is absurd. An all-useful being can't fail. subsequently, God can microwave a burrito extremely warm, yet, because he's all-useful, he will continuously have the skill to consume it. There are countless issues that an all-useful being can't do: He can't lie or sin (Numbers 23:19; James a million:13; a million Samuel 15:29). something that shows failure can't be credited to God. it must additionally be stated that God can't do regardless of is impossible by way of definition. case in point, God can't create sq. circles. He can't create a human that is non-human. He can't make something the two exist and not exist on the comparable time. in short, while one says that God is all-useful, one skill that God is able to end all that He needs to do. It skill that God can do each and every thing that is conceivable. yet even an all-useful being can't do what's impossible by way of definition. God can do many stuff that are humanly impossible. besides the undeniable fact that, there are some issues that even an all-useful being can't do. subsequently, because God is all-useful, he will continuously have the skill to understand His creation. he will continuously have the skill to consume any burrito that He microwaves. And, because all that exists (besides Himself) is His creation, there is no burrito, nor will there ever be a burrito, that He can't consume.

2016-11-12 00:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by vereen 4 · 0 0

Well considering that god does not exist, the answer is no due to the sheer impossibility of the situation in question.
On the other hand, if you are still prey to the mind trap people like to call religion then the answer is still no because god "is" omnipotent. He can, therefore, just raise his resistance to heat indefinitely. So much for that burrito, either way its getting eaten.

Good question, though.
Mat the Elder

2007-08-10 18:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

The clear evidence has been given and only your bias has been proving. Its we all have seen what you really have intentions about you and your evil friends. The entire Justice League is on the way, and we come for Peace!
So keep pointing but don't you ever for get to point at the one that is creating the hate. The same that killed my mother and father in the alley!
Or did you forget the story! Shame on you all, your children will be very sorry they had parents like you!
Salam

2007-08-10 19:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No offense but this is the stupidest question I have read so far.
What makes you think God eat Burritos, and uses microwave ovens?

it could be a good joke if you add some details to it.

2007-08-10 18:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Answer-er 2 · 1 3

Another silly Aristotelian logic question.

There is no biblical answer this question; God did not provide us information.

Enjoy the burrito.

2007-08-10 18:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by J. 7 · 0 1

Could God make a rock so big that he gave himself a hernia lifting it?

2007-08-10 18:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Only if you eat the Burrito with many tequilas.

2007-08-10 18:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1 1

No. But he can send sinners to an eternity of 20,000 degrees fahrenheit, so it would be far too hot for them to find solace.

2007-08-10 19:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by voteforwalker 3 · 0 0

Salam Alaikum Wu RahmatAllah Wu Barakathou
You may not recognise this text. But your using it every time you hit "SUBMIT".

If you can explain the text I have placed here, then you can explain to me Isa. A.s. for you have been given knowledge vast beyond your imagination. It came from Allah SWT not you!

Every nano second we are moving this kind of text over 1 billion times a nano second! Just by hitting "Submit". Allah does have order have a great look!
Salam

Source(s):

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2007-08-10 19:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I don't think he would microwave it. He would just zap it with his finger, or with lightening bolts. BUT, IF God eats that burrito, what happens to his poo? When God farts, does the wind blow?

2007-08-10 18:51:28 · answer #11 · answered by Sandra B 5 · 5 1

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