One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered
his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"
the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other
poor man hesitated, "You come with us, too."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,"But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied,"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
2007-08-10 16:50:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's hilarious; you get a star!
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2016-12-15 11:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by kirk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke had me thinking lawer was taking them home feed them lovley meal, funnie when found it was taller grass they all be enjoying. Hay i give <> you a star for that good joke
2007-08-10 17:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastically awful but funniest ever lawyer joke! A star for you.
2007-08-10 16:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll be happy to give u a star cause that was funny. lol
2007-08-10 17:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol... Great Joke DC!!! Keep up the great sense of humor! :)
2007-08-11 09:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Mike rocks!!!!!! cute little green monster!!
2007-08-10 17:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Miz Gorgeous 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i kinda chuckled... i think you deserce a star just for typing this. If you just copied it and pasted it, that's okay
2007-08-10 16:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by Fer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, omg i love ur jokes.
star for ya. muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-08-10 16:58:09 · answer #9 · answered by Sweety 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-08-10 16:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋