Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be
making pasta." So, uppa she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama,Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. "He'll take good care of you." So, uppa she went again.
When she got up in the bed room, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, ToTony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go up stairs and he'll take good care of you." So, uppa she went again.
2007-08-10 16:20:19 · 6 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta..."
2007-08-10 16:21:10 · update #1
great joke mama mia a spicy one. heres a star
2007-08-10 16:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So uppa the Mom went... a foot and half is after all 18"
2007-08-10 19:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day,a man was sitting in his house,watching television meanwhil,a bulglar was using binoculars to peep into his house,the man called his chef to make a cup of tea,the chef was making it while the cup of tea,while the bulglar entered his house.creeped near him and touch him the man look at thedirection he has been touched, and the bulglar go away from the direction,this continued for sometime then here came the chef with the tea,then the man banged the chef,a prolonged silence then they start to chase one another,then interupt the man watching television,he stpps watching television,and help chase the bulglar.low and behold the chef PUNKD his master
2007-08-10 16:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it'd be alot funnier. Keep trying!! Keep em coming!!
2007-08-10 16:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Miz Gorgeous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, what's the punch line?
2007-08-11 15:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh
sry wasnt funny for me
2007-08-10 17:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by that girl next door♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋