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Oh, the humanity! :(

2007-08-10 16:06:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((ZER0 C00L)))

(((Ramjet)))

2007-08-10 16:14:56 · update #1

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Stat Godiva chocolates and a foot massage!

2007-08-10 16:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

The Goddess is on a much higher plain&therefore,not subject to mortal complaint

2007-08-10 16:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by TL 6 · 2 0

She will be!
It'll be a 'Pagan Moon Sabbat' where Christians will be forced to dance skyclad under the moon and those who don't feel guilty the whole time will go the Summerlands. Those that do???? Well, as on earth, they'll just wallow in their own little hell.
Its true.
Blessed Be

2007-08-10 16:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Woe unto you humanity, for the Goddess is not pleased with her condition. There will be gnashing of teeth and pitiful wailing...............But within 7 days it will all be cookies and ice cream! LOL! ; )

2007-08-10 16:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 4 0

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2007-08-10 16:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by K.O. 4 · 2 0

Oh the INHUMANITY!

I always thought "inhumanity" would make a lot more sense.

I didn't know that Goddess has to endure the "monthly visitor".

2007-08-10 16:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2 1

The goddess does not judge. She teaches.

Neither do we sin. We learn.

2007-08-10 16:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Grey Raven 4 · 3 0

This is a trick question---everyone knows Goddess is actually a Drag Queen named "Miss Soiree", and that while she may have attitude, she is absolutely fa-bu-lous!
*appropriate finger snaps*

(((((((IWF))))))

2007-08-10 16:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 3 1

I would think that it would be great.
Maybe it would be in a positive way where everyone would be forgiven, kissed, hugged and told to "Come On In"!!!

2007-08-10 16:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by ttwobearsplusone 3 · 2 0

Just have a chocolate offering ready for Her!

2007-08-10 16:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 3 0

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