And if you're one of the magicn flyingn christian pixies who are going to spend thousands of years flying through space looking for jesus - please, we'll set up our own society, thank you. We don't need you to tell us how things are going to be.
Also, seeing as I'm the Anti-Christ I'd prefer that some of you not go around telling people that I'll be cutting off heads. Someone in my last question decided that that's what I'll be doing. I assure you that I'll be WAY too drunk to be beheading anyone.
That being said, if my fellow LB's have any suggestions, please feel free to share.
2007-08-10 15:07:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
P - It doesn't bother me at all. I know that Anubis and Zeus would love me too if they existed.
2007-08-10 15:12:42 · update #1
Highlander - Sure! Why not?
2007-08-10 15:13:55 · update #2
gabruru - Excellent ideas! All of them
Hail Disgustin' Justin!
2007-08-10 15:14:36 · update #3
You're the man, James! You're the man!
2007-08-10 15:15:19 · update #4
Ms Taurus - Luckily we won't have to put up with them anymore since they'll be flying through space to Jesus.
2007-08-10 15:16:13 · update #5
Can we make the Unicorn our symbol?
*raises hand* I have another question... What are we going to do with all the churches???
2007-08-10 15:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by Highlander 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I remember seeing it rain sulphur, and hiding in case that transporter had me on a list! I had to argue that just because I read the book and gave courtesy to Christians, it didn't mean I wanted to spend eternity with people I just don't get. Glad I got to stay. Maybe it is a localized phenomena that will hit different places on the planet serially.
Just don't burn any books. Raise kids with a whole gamut of literature and history. It always seems peculiar how zealots are more interested in demanding everyone be with them after death, rather than in respecting differences, learning, and living their lives in a way that promotes peace.
2007-08-10 15:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I also have a question: What happens while the finished tribulation breaks out and there nonetheless right here? some ministers are somewhat going to get it. it somewhat is an argument of time till now some terriorists get a bomb and we see a mushroom cloud over Los angelos. Is that the time to panic understanding the autumn out will shuttle the jet flow sparkling around the rustic? So in the adventure that your nonetheless right here it somewhat is the time to panic.
2016-10-09 23:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by raspberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Carpathia
2007-08-10 15:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Even though I have a sense of humor, I'm still wondering why you'd use this particular ID. Besides, most Christians know about the flawed interpretation of the Left Behind series ... although Tim LaHaye did a great job with his fictional story.
(Gonna get thumbs-down all around for this answer!)
How do you know who will be left after the Harpazo (Rapture)?
2007-08-10 15:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bad news, I'm afraid.
Tim LaHeye was writing a set of novels...fiction.
Some people think his work might be based on facts, others don't.
There's a fair to middin' chance that Christians ain't goin' nowhere...
Sorry!
2007-08-10 16:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bring about some long in coming karma...put them on their own reservations...
Since there are fewer of us then them, there will be lots of space and we can tell the tribes to come reclaim their ancestral lands.
2007-08-10 15:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You had me with the shorter work day.
Absolutism should be prohibited. Relativism promoted.
2007-08-10 15:20:23 · answer #8 · answered by bryanccfshr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Free gas
Free booze
No taxes
2007-08-10 15:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think we should have anti-proselytization laws. No shoving your beliefs down other peoples' throats.
2007-08-10 15:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋