i want to be a Scientologists how do i do it?

Answer 1

DO - NOT - DO - IT

You need to be warned before you make a big mistake. Please read what I'm about to post...

There are multitudes of people who have suffered tragic experiences during their involvement with Scientology. Read about them here:
http://www.lermanet.com/persecution/
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/krasel/
http://xenu.net/archive/personal_story/cheryl_s

Here are more "bad experiences" with the cult including an illegal plot to infiltrate the government, brainwashing techniques, mind control camps, attacks on critics, and DEATHS caused by Scientology doctrine and members:

● Operation Snow White – Under this official program, Scientology operatives committed infiltration, wiretapping, & theft of documents in government offices. This program constituted the single largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Among the 11 prominent Scientologists convicted of this conspiracy was Mary Sue Hubbard, the wife of Scientology’s “prophet”.
http://lisatrust.freewinds.cx/scientology/snow-white/index.html
http://en.allexperts.com/e/o/op/operation_snow_white.htm

● Operation Freakout - Their campaign of sabotage & violence against Paulette Cooper, the writer who published her research & findings on several cults, including Scientology. Scientology’s official plan: to frame Paulette, ruin her career & reputation & get her either incarcerated or locked up in psychiatric confinement.
The official plan: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Krasel/cooper/frk1.html
Her book: http://holysmoke.org/cos/books/scandal-of-scientology-cooper.pdf

● Fair Game - the Scientology policy detailing how the organization may confront & handle critics & perceived enemies. Here is a direct quote: "Enemies may be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.”
http://www.xenu.net/archive/disk/fairgame.htm
http://www.planetkc.com/sloth/sci/Fair_game_ord.html
http://www.fairgamed.org/

● Physical & psychological punishment: Scientologists who "break the rules" while members of the "Sea Org" must subject themselves to the Rehabilitation Project Force (RPF), which includes regimes of harsh physical punishment, forced self-confessions, social isolation, hard labor and intensive ideological indoctrination.
http://www.xenu-directory.net/practices/rpf.html
http://www.lermanet2.com/scientology/gulags/BrainwashinginScientology'sRehabilitationProjectForce.htm
http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/cos/rpf/escape_2.htm

● Brainwashing & mind control: Scientology exerts control over its members by means of typical cult tactics, including but not limited to controlling information about internal doctrine & criticism of the organization, severely restricting social contact outside the cult (including the practice of “disconnecting” with any family who question the credibility & trustworthiness of the cult), creating an “us against them” mentality by villainizing a specific out-group (for Scientology, it’s psychiatrists), & claiming all those outside the cult are unenlightened.
http://www.sptimes.com/2006/06/24/Tampabay/The_unperson.shtml
http://www.factnet.org/Books/SocialControl/scs.html#toc http://www.freedomofmind.com/resourcecenter/groups/s/scientology/pignotti/
http://xenu.net/archive/personal_story/funkydonny.html

● Violent Kidnapping - Lisa McPherson was a Scientologist, was involved in a car accident & resultantly became mentally unstable. She was kidnapped from the hospital by agents of Scientology, held against her will, refused proper psychiatric treatment & allowed to STARVE TO DEATH.
Video: http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/
News Coverage: http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/Lisa_McPherson_Scientology_Deaths.html
Website: http://www.lisamcpherson.org/

● Tragic Murder - A CBS “48 Hours” special on Jeremy Perkins, the mentally disturbed son of Scientologist parents who, because of the Scientology doctrine of opposing psychiatry, refused to put him on the anti-psychotic drugs that would have stabilized him & prevented him from killing his own mother.
Video: http://www.scientomogy.com/jeremy_perkins.php
CBS article: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/25/48hours/main2124568.shtml
Website: http://perkinstragedy.org

Answer 2

You will first need to become extremely foolish and gullible. You can start by believing in junk science like polygraphs, so when they test you on their e-meters you will imagine that the results are valid.

Other things that are useful but not essential are lower than average intelligence and education.

You will need a good income so you can hand over money to those who run the cult and have enough left over to pay rent and eat. You certainly will not be able to buy a house.

Be prepared to face the distress and sometimes laughter of most of the people you know including family and old friends.

You can save yourself a lot of time, trouble, money and perhaps even sanity by reading up on Jack Parsons, L. Ron Hubbard, Aleister Crowley and "Dianetics" first.

http://www.watchman.org/sci/hubmagk2.htm

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NewAge/Hubbard_Occult.htm

Answer 3

Start by reading the basic books.

"Fundementals of Thought" gives all the basic principles of Scientology.

If you apply these and find them helpful then you have begun.

You will also have some understanding about why you want to be a Scientologist and know what it actually is.

Answer 4

it somewhat is faulty to assert that human beings progressed from monkeys. human beings progressed from the relatives of the finished apes, and apes are no longer monkeys. Primates circulate returned some 50 million years. seek for suggestion from a timeline for the form of primates to get a reliable theory of the evolutionary technique.

Answer 5

Start by reading what Scientologists believe about Xenu, the evil intergalactic lord who enslaved and froze billions of aliens from other planets, carried them to Earth in prehistoric times in UFOs that looked like DC-8 aircraft, dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii and destroyed their bodies, then brainwashed and releasing their thetans (kind of like spirits) that cling to our bodies today:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Then read about them on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

Then visit their website:
http://www.scientology.org

I list a page below that is very anti-Scientology for balance.

Answer 6

Go to a church of Scientology, pay your unreasonably expensive fess, and start practicing Scientology, take classes in Scientology (Which costs an additional unreasonably expensive fee), and read science fiction.

I don't recommend you doing it though.

Answer 7

Start with a lobotomy. Get lots of money to handover.
I know Zero Cool will set you straight.

Answer 8

Make sure they get as much money as possible because you have bad social skills.

Answer 9

Go for it! Learn the scientific method first.

Go to some of the main websites.

Answer 10

Give up free thinking.