Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
STAR if funny
2007-08-10 10:12:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
think i had most of them lol
2007-08-10 10:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute
2007-08-10 10:15:26 · answer #2 · answered by Elie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
mine isn't so funny, but here it is
"One day a girl was on the computer.
All of a sudden, her computer acted weird.
So she went on notepad, because she thought she was getting hacked.
She typed, "Hey!"
Then a message got typed on it, "How do u know im hacking joo?"
The girl did NOT type it.
So she typed, "Just a guess"
So he typed, "lol"
and then they chatted all day.
The End
"
2007-08-10 15:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Meroko Yui 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. It's still funny so I gave you a star even though it's not original.
2007-08-10 10:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aw, I like that one. A star for you!
2007-08-10 10:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good... A star for you!
2007-08-10 10:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-10 10:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's funny... never heard these before
2007-08-10 10:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.!!!
ha ha ha.!!!
2007-08-11 05:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexyyyy
2007-08-10 10:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋