According to the theory of Evolutionism, when you breed two different animals you get a hybrid. Common examples of this are a liger (lion and tiger) and a wholfin (whale and dolphin).
But there are some animals you can breed and not get a hybrid. For example, according to evolutionist logic, if I breed a horse and a donkey I should either get a honkey or a dorse. But that's not what I get. I either get a mule or a hinny.
This proves that evolution is false. Mules and hinnies are obviously God's creations. Mules are made to bear the burdens of mankind, and hinnies are made so mules have someone to marry. (Otherwise they'd have to marry other mules which would be an abomination of God.)
How do you evolutionastics explain this?
2007-08-10 10:06:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is so incredibly wrong, I don't know where to start:
First off - a wholfin is not a cross between a whale and a dolphin. The proper spelling is wolphin, and they are a cross between a wolf and a dolphin. Duh. Many's a night I've spent lying beneath the stars of the vast Pacific prairie, listening to the wolphins squeak at the moon.
Second - mules don't come from mating donkeys and horses. They are spontaneously generated by the prayers of the righteous and zealous order of Magnificent Mule Monks of Monte Monserrat in Monaco.
This alone is proof of the Theory of Alliterative Abiogenesis, and provides additional support to the Official Wildass Speculative Supposition of Biomorphologometric Triquetal Evolutionasticism through the Applied Use of Underarm Deodorant, as declared by the Righteous Scientific Pontiff of Nooses and Loops (aka the Pope on a Rope) Brennan the XXIII and a half.
2007-08-10 10:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Boy you need to go back to shool and pay attention becuz my 11th grade biology teacher said evolution is true...and just try and argue with him, you can't, he's a teacher. Plus they have all kinds of scientific facts to prove evolution. All kinds! You must be a simple minded creationsist. Cause last time I checked it's like 1000 facts for evolution against a book. You lose, lol!
How many times must I repeat it on this forum...evolution is science! Just ask any scientist. Some will agrue against evolution, but that just proves they're not a real scientist. Do you still believe the world is flat, lol? And now they are able to reproduce evolution is lab experiments. That's all the proof I need. You know why. Because labs are what they use when it's called SCIENCE.
But u are probly too simple minded to even understand evolution. I mean just the other day, I was having a starbucks frappicino with two shots of expresso and I heard some "christians" talking about creationism. I literally started laughing out loud, lol. I saw one of them notice me laughing, laughing out loud that is, and I was actually hoping he would come over and confront me so I would have a chance to tell him that evolution is scientific fact. He would probably say something about his bible or faith and I would say, "Look, I've already proved you wrong when I said evolution is fact! Still not convinced? Take this...all real scientiests believe it! Plus, did I mention that it is a fact. Do you know what fact means? Probably not, since you're a christian, but fact means it's true. Case closed." He would have felt like an idiot because he didn't know evolution is a fact. Too bad he didn't come talk to me.
Anyway you probably didn't even understand this anyway cause I was talking about scientific facts, something you obviously know nothing of.
2007-08-10 10:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by sickblade 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. That's a good one. You got me on the last question, but then I figured it out. Hinnies marrying mules surely is an abomination.
2007-08-10 10:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm hoping this is really a humorous question. However, if not, your farming experience is as lacking as your training in biology. You DO know that not all mules are sterile, right? But more importantly, you DO know that this has nothing whatsoever to do with evolution, right? Please tell me you're just kidding.
2007-08-10 10:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you didn't say "Evolutionism" I would think you were serious. I like your irrational logic that creationists often use, thinking somehow by making people dis"believe" in evolution it would prove the creation fairy tale.
Oh, and you didn't use caps lock which was another clue you aren't really a creationist.
2007-08-10 10:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by khard 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats a dorse? an a honkey
2007-08-10 10:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I like Hutchinson2's answer, it's only the 3rd time I've seen it in 2 minutes!!
There's no explanation, it must all be god's wonderful magic that he weaves all over the world . . . . . not!!
An atheisastical
2007-08-10 10:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If evolutionism isn't true then where did my crocoduck come from? And why won't it eat anything but bananas? Hmm?
2007-08-10 10:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by Peter D 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
so...if i cross a horse and a cat (which don't really exist anyway) i should get a hat?
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haysoos2 - that is some funny stuff...rotfl
2007-08-10 10:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Semantics, sweetie.
2007-08-10 10:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋