A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading….
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
2007-08-10 09:59:28 · 13 answers · asked by U1S2K3O4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-08-10 10:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been browsing the web more than 3 hours today searching for answers to the same question, and I haven't found a more interesting debate like this. It's pretty worth enough for me.
2016-08-24 11:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. I like the last line. P.S. Women are definitely smarter than men, but I still like this joke.
2007-08-10 10:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny. Not funny at all. Its an OK story. But don't feel bad it takes a lot for me to laugh.
2007-08-10 10:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by **Star** 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it, but I've never heard the man's ending before,
Thats good.
2007-08-10 11:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah! you so funny =)
oh by the way Here a star*
2007-08-13 02:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Afro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! best joke i've heard in days.
2007-08-10 10:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats effin funny i give you a star!
2007-08-10 10:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
priceless
2007-08-10 10:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by d962831 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good work dude
2007-08-10 10:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋