A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."
There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!
STAR if funny
2007-08-10 09:25:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice jokes - playstation
2007-08-11 01:16:09 · update #1
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A .. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q .. Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A .. She lost the recipe.
Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.
Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A .. The noise gave her a headache.
Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q .. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A .. Perri-air.
Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A .. Data transfer.
2007-08-10 09:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I think the second one goes more like, a blond burnette and red-head are stuck on an island 100 miles from the coast. the burnette swam 40 miles and drowned. The red-head swam 70 miles and drowned. The blond swamm 99 miles, realized she forgot her purse and swam back.
2007-08-10 09:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by d962831 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i got some.. 1) tell a blonde to stand in the corner of a circular room 2) a smart blonde and a dumb blonde are racing, which one will win? the dumb blonde, smart blonds dont exist..... 3)a brunette is walking along a railroad track chanting 23 23 23 a blonde asked if she could join her and starts chanting 23 23 23 the blonde gets run over by a train, the brunette keeps walking chanting 24 24 24. no offence to anyone...=)
2016-05-19 01:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by alene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I am a blond! Have a star, I think, Oh dear getting a headache!
2007-08-10 11:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by MADDY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one was a bit naff, sorry. However the second one deserves a star!!
2007-08-10 09:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are funny. You get a star.
2007-08-10 09:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thoes are both funny i like the first one the best though
2007-08-10 09:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-10 10:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha - pretty good
a star for you
2007-08-10 09:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by the questioner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok i got one...... what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you.....
......rune like hell she has a live gernade in her mouth
2007-08-10 09:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋