I just felt like asking a stupid question.
2007-08-10 09:14:58 · 57 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As opposed to earlier questions?
2007-08-10 09:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 2⤋
He saw Jesus on the other side. He got angry and started storming across the street not knowing that a huge rig was coming down the road. The driver of the rig started blowing his horn frantically at the atheist. The atheist looked up and froze right there and turned and looked at Jesus. Jesus said "I hear it in your heart and you want forgiveness. My lost sheep you are forgiven because your heart speaked to me though silently I still hear." Miraculously the rig swerved just in time, and no one got hurt! The atheist continued crossing the street and kneeled down where he saw Jesus standing. He cried all his sins out of his body and Jesus cleansed him thoroughly. Until this day the "repenter" is a devout follower of Jesus and spreads his Love wherever he goes.
May the grace of God be with you.
2007-08-10 09:28:20 · answer #2 · answered by Debs 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
To buy a six pack of beer and smokes from the store across the street. That's why I cross the street at least.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2007-08-10 09:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Satan♥Lord♥of♥Flames♥ 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Athestist don't believe in the cross and they're somewhat suspecious of the road.
2007-08-10 09:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by Village Player 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
To reach the other side?
Sorry, I just felt to make a stu pid answer.
Merci!!
2007-08-10 09:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I cross the road to get away from the fundie preaching on the corner.
Why do you ask?
2007-08-10 09:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
To get to the other side. Because the side he was on was full of non-Athiests who spent all of their time with pro-life stuff, but don't spend a second on a girl who didn't get an abortion nor did they lift a finger to help her or praise her for making the right decision.
2007-08-10 09:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
To avoid the mob with torches?
Or to get to the Starbucks, either way.
2007-08-10 09:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was a strip club on the other side....
Thanks honey I just got 2 points.... Muaaah!
2007-08-10 09:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It was the chickens day off, so we used the nearest relation we could find.
2007-08-10 11:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because the joyless religious nut was dragging him to a lynching tree
2007-08-10 09:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by miserable old git 3 · 7⤊ 1⤋