A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?"
"Chili," she says, "But the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten. ""Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked.
"No, help yourself," replied his neighbor. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl.
"Yeah, that's as far as I got, too," said the man sitting next to him.
2007-08-10 09:04:23 · 35 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG OMG OMG No no no no no ......................... I had just made a huge pot of chilli, and now I have had to give it to my dog ......................... just couldn't face it after that :( xx
Now me my family will have to go hungry for the rest of the day ......................... sob sob sob
:( xx
2007-08-10 23:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny.
2007-08-10 09:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by GingerGirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's the lumpy bits in my home made stir fry is it.
"If I sprinkle
when I tinkle.
I am a sweet
I wipe the seat"
The last one was so funny even my avatar has peed himself?
2007-08-10 09:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeewwwwww *baulk*
*runs to bathroom with hand clamped firmly over mouth*
At least the bowl of "chili" would have been warm!! LMAO!!
2007-08-10 09:21:59 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
How disgustingly Funny LOL.!!!
10/10 Calamity.!!!
2007-08-10 09:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious!! you deserve a joke
A couple got married last night but the wife left him so she can hang out with his friend the next day.
"Why with my friend?"
"He's my playmate"
.P.S. husband did not know what a playmate was!!
2007-08-10 09:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im kidna glad my mother dont buy many things into the house to eat that i actually liek right about now
2007-08-10 09:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha so funny I wanted to puke!! I wonder if there was carrots in it the second time round. Yuk!!
:-)))
2007-08-10 10:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill.
2007-08-10 10:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch ... that's GROSS...
Thanks anyway. ... I have eaten already...
... no Chili Con Carne.
Aaron.
2007-08-10 09:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwww that awful but a brill joke lol
2007-08-11 00:37:16 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋