Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
STAR if you like it.
2007-08-10 09:00:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That was brilliant! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Star for you Honey!!!
2007-08-10 09:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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Mirror Mirror Joke?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that,...
2015-08-18 19:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey looks like u found the mirror I threw out. Caused me the same probs, so chuck it out girl - like NOW!
LOL - star for you
:) xx
2007-08-10 23:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hilarious. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha... I am so going to pass this on to friends. Hahaha.
2016-04-05 01:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a star or should i say monstar according to your mirror,, he he he
2007-08-11 08:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by rockysgal_one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!! Great ...
Smash that silly mirror !!!
Aaron.
2007-08-10 09:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A star for a star.
2007-08-10 11:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by MADDY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think i'll have this conversation with my mirror
2007-08-10 09:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by panda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke....thanks
2007-08-10 09:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Heartbreak kid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh how true! : (
I like it though, very funny!
Have a star from me!!!
2007-08-10 09:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by rachael t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋