Well, in the Gospels, Jesus never did anything more impressive than raising Lazarus, so I'd place him around a ninth level cleric, the minimum needed to cast Raise Dead. We can assume that his Con was low, because it only took him three hours to die on the cross, way before the two D6 HD rogues to his left and right.
Based on that, I'd put his HP around 40, the average for a level 9 cleric with a 10 in constitution.
The bible really doesn't say anything about Satan, but Milton has him actually doing physical battle with archangels and winning. This has to put him on demigod status (divine rank 0) with at least some levels in a melee class. HP should be around 1,000.
2007-08-10 09:38:01
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answered by marbledog 6
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He couldn't take a standard action after being flogged for a bit and scratched around the head. Level 1 Expert, I'd say.
2007-08-10 16:01:22
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answered by Voyager 4
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Jesus didn't fight many monsters, so I think the experience he accrued would have been limited. He may only have one or two hit dice. Satan on the other hand would have thousands of hit points and high level magical powers.
2007-08-10 16:02:25
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answered by Lao Pu 4
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Satan was never killed by man, but Jesus was too weak to oppose the mob.
Jesus probably has 25 HP, Satan 20K or so
2007-08-10 15:59:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus: 25 - 30
God: Unlimited (you've heard of godmode, right?), or 1000000, but re-heals every turn,
Satan: 666,666, rehealing every turn
2007-08-10 15:58:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm guessing very few the Romans took him down with no problem and they are only level one villains.
2007-08-10 16:01:29
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answered by Anonymous
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jesus 100
satan 666
2007-08-10 15:58:06
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answered by Anonymous
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jesus rolled a d6 and casted magic missle into the dark at satan!
2007-08-10 15:59:58
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answered by Chippy v1.0.0.3b 6
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I'm guessing they'd start out with 3D20 hit points. Each level would add 2D8.
2007-08-10 15:57:57
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answered by The Bog Nug 5
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Jesus - Infinite
Satan - None Compared to Jesus
2007-08-10 16:00:24
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answered by Anonymous
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