Nothing too gory. All that dripping blood and his tortured anguished expression creeps me out. Maybe Jesus holding a Stratocaster - that'd be cool.
2007-08-10 08:25:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HEY! This was my 420th question!
2007-08-13 07:18:18 · update #1
Well, there's always the Buddy Christ.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_christ
2007-08-10 08:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by solarius 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid He'll have to go
His magnets ruin my radio
And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar
The last link is to an article, that you just have to read.
2007-08-10 21:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All dashboard Jesus' are simply graven images. It is idolatry to have any picture, figurine, ect of Jesus. Any one who has one will not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
2007-08-18 15:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Scott 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouzibilliahi Mina Shytan Al Rajeem
Bisimillah Al Rahman Al Raheem (3x I had to type it, kept disappearing before I could finish it?????)
As Salam Alaikum
Peace unto you All inshAllah Tahala
We found a key link in the east to those who are guided we ask for order and peace inshAllah and patience and keep checking with the real Justice League you know how they type and act now, please keep checking for any of our messages inshAllah and please
Ouzibillahi Mina Shytan Al Rajeem
Bismillah Al Rahman Al Raheem
We look to all the great they went east and found alight, some could take it some could not, some fell side left some fell side right, we found the promise land its in the East, they are the Wise, NOT "US"
Khair inshAllah wu Al hamdoullah Rub Alameen
the Quran is truly the word of the Absolute one that says: "He who is guided by Allah SWT is and forever will be in the guidance of Allah SWT, and he whom has allowed himself to be led astray have never been and never will be guided by anything on the face of this earth! BINGO! WE GOT IT!
Just give us time to trickle the love down, turn no longer to each other in hate, please!!!! We made error also, but there had to be some defence and we had to play your game to learn the rules.. And that is what we do when we don't understand something we go back to Allah SWT, then Muhammed SAW and then all those loved him -"THATS US CAUSE HE MISSED US SO MUCH BEFORE WE WHERE EVEN BORN! PERFECT SENSE!" So no more Babble, and lets look towards this new found or shall I say old found promise land that we so are prejudice and ignorant to have kept bickering about what we have, and forget to see what we where given through all books.
We mentioned Allah SWT is always in knowledge and the gift was for you each and every one of you! So please those who believe turn East to a name I will give once "We" will give once we iron out some details, you know our style its un breakable style just like the Quran :) Oh ya Jim C - we figured out the link thanks so much for the Gift, it was all that made the differance Al hamdoullah WE CALL NOW FOR PEACE AND THANK YEE THY LORD! SALAM
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AL QURANS ENDLESS LIGHT - That is why they say Al hamdoullah
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We found a link in the East they must be protecting it, please check with us later inshAllah
Salam :)
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They must be protecting it we are going to see from High Above down in L..... they have all seen it and they either can't take it or they stay there! check it out prove it! Ponder!
Salam
2007-08-17 14:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Were the rest as stupid as this one. By the way if Jesus chose to play He would rip on a Paul Reed Smith.
2007-08-17 13:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you are very sick people. You should not be making fun of Jesus. You are mocking Jesus, as well as God, which is a sin. Also, graven images is a sin too. I will pray for all of you.
2007-08-18 15:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tresa L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See Jesus in a Matrix outfit... Shades and everything... =)
That'd be cool...
2007-08-18 10:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Enigmatically Poetic 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
His Spirit
2007-08-10 15:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....interesting idea.
We never see Jesus playing a guitar.
Someone should come out with a line of figurines of Jesus playing guitar, golfing, bowling, fishing, playing poker, etc...
probably sell like mad.
2007-08-10 15:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One that don't slide around when you make a corner too fast.
2007-08-10 15:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by smittybo20 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋