Just wondering.
2007-08-10 08:22:15 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow thats true i guess its time to change my religion
2007-08-10 08:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by herbtoker_420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because really cool people don't need shoe contracts...he has it all. Who else do you know that has it ALL? He's the coolest of cool!
2007-08-10 15:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by amasmomma05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE is so Cool HE does not need one. After All HE is the KING of Kings and LORD of Lords. HE is THE ALPHA AND OMEGA. So A shoe contract would be below HIM.
HE also gives us Amory with is much better the any shoes
k1
2007-08-10 15:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't wait for the commercial:
you see a pair of high tops with a blue fish logo on each one walking over water. then a lightening bolt flashes and you see this in flaming letters:
" if she thinks your jesus christ with a bullet you need the new nike messiahs. in stores now"
2007-08-10 15:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the "fourhorsemen": because we already restrained him from making any money what-so-ever. Why? We were ordered by [MERLIN] not to spoil the heavenly {FATHERS'} first born and next IMPERIAL leader in the next "World". Making any sense yet??
2007-08-10 15:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wore sandals. I think he is under contract at Birkenstock.
2007-08-10 15:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by krupsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would He need one, if we could walk on water and soar like an eagle, we wouldn't either.
2007-08-10 15:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by DJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No need. The Bible sells itself to Draconian Hegemons - and who doesn't want to be one of those?
2007-08-10 15:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeshoes Casual Wear rock!
They can walk on water too.
2007-08-10 15:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Their still trying to screw him over his juice contract.
2007-08-10 15:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Shuttelsworth might have got one? (He got game)
2007-08-10 15:26:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋