An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.
The old man is getting ready but can't find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand dollars. So that evening he questions his wife about it at dinner.
"Well.." she said "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"
"And what about the thousand dollars?" asked the old man.
"Well..." Replies the woman "Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them"
2007-08-10 07:15:18 · 5 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. very funny. hadnt heard that one. here's a star
2007-08-10 13:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Armine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blimey, that's a lot of eggs. She must be suffering friction burn if you know what I mean ;)
:)
2007-08-13 23:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao what a corker
2007-08-14 07:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i havent heard that one before'''
2007-08-13 08:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice x
2007-08-13 09:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by Tracie_1010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋