She Was So Blonde That...?

Question

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said - concentrate.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK & DON'T WALK.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you would get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under education on her job application, she put Hooked on Phonics.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
At the bottom of the application where it says sign here she put Sagittarius.
It takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
If she spoke her mind, she would have nothing to say.
She studied for a blood test and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she saw the NC17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
She heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
When she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said airport left, she turned around and went home.

watch who moans...blond's will find them funny and some do gooder brunett will have a good nag

Answer 1

good ones Calam its nice to see you today!

Answer 2

That's a good one.
Here's a 'girlie' joke.

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I  told  my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got  in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed  another  9 imes. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a  quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.  (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos  = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told  him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all.  Whew! Got away with  that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed  three times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared  its  throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and  then  tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Answer 3

hha omg i lvoe them =]
like you made me laugh.. heres a joke for you:


A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Answer 4

Really funny! I wet myself laughing! But I'm a redhead; therefore my opinions are totally inconsequential. Do I get Best Answer?

Answer 5

Cute

Answer 6

You know it is actually possible to trip on a cordless phone. If it is left on the floor it is actually quite easy to trip on it.

Answer 7

hahahahahaha omg that was
so funny i got to tell my mom and
dad about that one
i heard the same joke but in a diffrtent way

Answer 8

I loved these lmao....10/10 keep them coming. thx for the good laugh. a well deserved star for you! ;)

Answer 9

Ha ha nice one. Full of blonde moments. Very endearingly funny comments!!

:-)))

Answer 10

She Was So Blonde That...?

She can only eat ice cream on sundays.

I know its corny but its all I could come up with!

Answer 11

good one 10/10