1. Three gay men walked into a forest
They were laughing and prancing
When they came upon a native chief
He captured the 3 of them and said
"Go out into the forest and each find me a different fruit"
So the three gay men went into the forest
The first guy brought back his fruit
Then the chief said
"You must shove them up your *** without laughing or crying, or you will be shot to death"
So the first gay man had a banana
He got it 3/4 up but started crying.
He was shot and went up to heaven
The second guy had 10 grapes
Then the chief said
"You must shove them up your *** without laughing or crying, or you will be shot to death"
He got 9 of them up, when he started laughing histarically.
Up in heaven, he was with the first guy who said "Dude, you almost had it! why did you start laughing?"
The second guy smiled and said "Because I saw the last guy coming with a pineapple"
2007-08-10 06:55:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anna G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SO FUNNY:) I can just imagine the whole thing and it is so funny. Great one. I am going to give you a star.
2007-08-10 06:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-19 00:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omg that was
so funny i got to tell my mom and
dad about that one
i heard the same joke but in a diffrtent way
2007-08-10 07:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by sacha h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that one is okay but compared to some stuff I know, that is a knock knock joke.
2007-08-10 06:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahahaha! Hilarious! :)
2007-08-10 06:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOL.
xD
Poor pineapple guy.
2007-08-10 06:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by UH HUH HER 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, however, i thought that the last guy would have a watermelon ;)
2007-08-10 06:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha star for y lol
2007-08-10 08:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaha
2007-08-14 04:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, heres a star for you. thanks for the smile. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-10 08:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋