An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
2007-08-10 06:51:11 · 15 answers · asked by theCATALYST 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one, heres a star for you. thanks for the smile. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-10 08:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaaaa 22 and 11 are hilarious. I did something equivalent to #7, somewhat of 'ding' I reported 'arrival'. additionally did something equivalent to #4, no longer a handshake, purely a hi with a great smile.
2016-12-11 16:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-08-10 06:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omg that was
so funny i got to tell my mom and
dad about that one
i heard the same joke but in a diffrtent way
2007-08-10 06:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by sacha h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahaa LOL star 4 u
2007-08-10 06:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious. You get a star!
2007-08-10 08:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww thats a really good one!! ;) Here you go, here's a star..
2007-08-10 07:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
wow that was fuuny.
You get a star.
2007-08-10 08:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-10 08:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! very funny!
2007-08-10 06:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋