Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks,
"Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father.
I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny,
I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,
so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capelli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration.
You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot attend church services for four months.
Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew,
and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads
2007-08-10 05:59:55 · 28 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it, Thank you Jim, I'm rolling on the floor! Have a great week-end baby!
2007-08-10 06:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bloomin' marvellous Jim! pmsl :D-
Keep em coming sunshine cos I need my mind occupying, I am going under the surgeons knife on Monday and now started with the eebie jeebies!
2007-08-10 06:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by dozyllama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omg that was
so funny i got to tell my mom and
dad about that one
i heard the same joke but in a diffrtent way
2007-08-10 07:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by sacha h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious. You deserve a star!
2007-08-10 08:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good have a star!
2007-08-10 06:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2016-05-18 23:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you my son, you may now sin!
2007-08-10 06:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke.!!!
10/10 Jim.!!!
2007-08-10 08:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read it before but quite hillarious....
2007-08-10 06:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh. he's up for a good time now!!! Good joke!
2007-08-10 06:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by Topez 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋