According to the theological scholar Ima Lyre, there is a Law of Conservation of Faith. According to this law, there are only a certain number of souls who can simultaneously have faith. Atheists have all read the studies proving this, and they know that they are not among the lucky few that have faith.
The reason atheists try to convince us is because in order for them to accept God and have faith they need somebody else to lose their faith. The atheist can then find this lost faith and use it to get to heaven. They're stealing our faith!
The reason atheists try to make good fundamentalists lose their faith is because atheists want that faith for themselves. They know they can't just magically "have faith," so they steal it from other people.
This proves that atheists believe in God and are just trying to trick us into losing our faith so they can have it. Is this why so many atheists come to this board to convert people?
2007-08-10 04:02:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Phuck. We've been outted folks. PLAN B! PLAN B!!!!
2007-08-10 04:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I really feel that you are reaching.
I do not think that atheists are trying to "convert" anyone. I think that this comes from the religious side of the coin. Myself I would be happy if everyone believed as the wanted to believe without anyone forcing their beliefs onto anyone else.
This would include keeping any an all religious discussion out of the public schools ie prayer, study, or anything else that can be considered religious in nature out of the school house.
Also, I would say that if a person is religious they need to keep their religion where it belongs in their homes, churches or religious discussions forums like this one.
It does not need to be involved in politics either keep the schools and government secular and let the religious or irreligious free to worship or not worship as they please.
Also, this would mean no public protests by either group on things like movies, plays, books just becuase you disagree with them. If you do not want to read the book do not buy it, if you do not want to see the movie do not watch it but do not keep others that do want to do these things from being able to do so.
2007-08-10 04:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by dlee_75 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously, this Ima Lyre is a great theological scholar.
I bow before his ineffable wisdom....
2007-08-10 04:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ima Lyre (I'm a liar)? Who else is sensing a lie?
Congratulations, you almost got me until I realised how unusual that name is and said it. Good joke.
2007-08-10 04:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by Devolution 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Genius theory. Unfortunately, if we did actually believe in God, we would have faith. Kind of kicks that theory right in the ***.
2007-08-10 04:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by chlaxman17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That tin foil hat is crumpled on one side and the signals from the alien ship is getting disrupted. Better straighten that out.
2007-08-10 04:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You almost had me there, Ima. I knew something was up because someone with such a good grasp of the language could not really be this retarded.
2007-08-10 04:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Okay, how much money do you have riding on this question? I want a piece of the action too!
2007-08-10 04:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes...all atheists are trying to trick you and tempt to turn to the dark side....ergo we all must be evil.
2007-08-10 04:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by blinky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What??? How totally ignorant is this!!!!
Not one atheist has ever tried to convert me. I am a deist. I make no secret about it.
The only one pushing their beliefs on others is Christians.
2007-08-10 04:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Haha! That's hilarious!
2007-08-10 05:06:12 · answer #11 · answered by ryoma136 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋