Ther was this couple that were married for 20 years, and ever time they had s*x the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. she figured she would she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband holding a dildo.
She gets completely upset '' you impotent b*stard,'' she screamed at him.
''how could you be lying to me all of these years? you better explain yourself!''
The husband looks hed straight in the eyes and says calmly,
''i'm not a man.''
2007-08-10 03:26:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lesbian
2007-08-10 03:26:59 · update #1
Wow. Is this a true story. I hope not.
2007-08-10 03:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by thick_girl_chrisloren 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dont think this story can be true, if you live with someone for 20 years, even if you switch lights off when you do it,
i still dont believe it is possible that the woman NEVER worked it out.....
2007-08-10 10:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by GorGeous_Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better reply frrom the husband would've been how do you explain the three kids!!! lol
2007-08-10 10:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats is soo bad that poor woman must feel so betrayed and how could he/her have done that to a persona nd lived therer whole married life as a lie i feel for that woman and she need to get away from that person !!
2007-08-10 10:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is true what about when they got a little feisty and she trie to cop a feel wouldn't she have found out then
2007-08-10 12:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by chi_girl2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show, you should put your light on at least once during sxx
2007-08-10 10:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eye roll
2007-08-10 10:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by my2centsworth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before--this is a joke.
2007-08-10 10:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people dont have the good sense god gave them.
2007-08-10 10:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by misskitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not even remotely funny
2007-08-10 11:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋