A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his manhood. So when it was up it said Wendy and when it was limp it said Wy.
So they got married and went to Jamaica to a nudist beach for their honeymoon. When Wendy asked her husband to get them a drink, so he went to stand on the beach and noticed the man who was waiting on him also had a Wy on his manhood.
He said, "Oh, you must have a wife named Wendy, too."
And the waiter said, "No,my tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, man, have a nice day!!!"
2007-08-10 03:03:46 · 23 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes Stingray, would you like a bed for your bike.
Tut Tut !
2007-08-10 03:22:34 · update #1
Is ur icon a picture from Disney World in Florida? I WAS JUST THERE!! Lol
PS: The joke was funny!
2007-08-10 03:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth a star
2007-08-10 10:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth the star
2007-08-10 10:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-08-10 10:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two lady friends discussing boy-friends:
"I went out with this man last night and he showed me his manhood. It had LUDO tatooed on it. To prove it, ask him for a date and see what happens."
Her friend asked the man for a date.
Next day she said to her friend: "I think you were wrong about the LUDO thing."
"Why?" Asked her friend. "What makes you say that? How do you know?"
"Because we slept together all night; it doesn`t say LUDO, it says LLANDUDNO! I read it six times!!"
2007-08-10 11:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Montgomery B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 stars for that when serious questions get none? He really had You lot there, He could probably sell You a bed for Your bicycle.
2007-08-10 10:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahh...i'm gonna die
Here's one for you
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-10 10:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
no star montgomery b should post his answer i had not heard that one unlike this 17 stars is generous.
2007-08-10 11:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I thaught that was really funny, thx for the laugh. heres a star for you, keep them coming;)
2007-08-10 10:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke, have a star!
2007-08-10 10:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋