A bloke dies and goes to heaven. As St Peter is giving him a guided tour he notices billions upon billions of clocks, everywhere, all are running at different speeds.
"Whats with all the clocks?" he asks St Peter
"They represent every person upon the Earth" replies the Saint.
"Why are some fast and others slow?" he asks.
"Well, everytime somebody masturbates the clock speeds up" said St Pete.
"Wheres mine?" asks the man
"The chefs using yours in the kitchen as a fan" came the reply.
2007-08-10 02:48:04 · 19 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he not 2 bad uve gots a star frm me lol
x x x
2007-08-10 02:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one, heres a star for you, keep them coming. Thx for the laugh ;)
2007-08-10 10:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fan tastic!
2007-08-10 10:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Wow he must have spanked the monkey a lot ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-08-10 11:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good enough for a star x
2007-08-10 10:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was some funny schitt
2007-08-10 09:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..good one..here's one for u
Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
CHeeRIoS
2007-08-10 09:56:47 · answer #7 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!! thats funny as hell!great joke fella
2007-08-10 10:07:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that joke as i can relate have a star
2007-08-10 09:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by 8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crude but very funny :) a star from me!
2007-08-10 09:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by Huey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋