Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
The thrid guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
2007-08-10 02:30:48 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.
2007-08-10 02:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Pancakes
2016-04-01 09:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of another one. An evil man dies and goes to Hell. When he arrives he finds it is not as bad as we imagine. Satan greets him and begins to show him around. Satan tells him that he has two rooms to chose from. In room number one is a large crowd of people sitting on the floor watch re-runs of Mama's Family on a thirteen-inch black-and-white TV. In the second room is a man receiving oral satisfaction from Marilyn Monroe. Of course the man chooses room number two. So then the Devil says "OK Marilyn, you have been promoted to the TV room."
2007-08-10 03:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude I was having a drink of Pepsi when I read the punch line, it almost went all over my desk. Good joke, I will be taking it and making it my own.
2007-08-10 02:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Retro. Get em all together and ready for our ride tonight!
2007-08-10 11:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Shihan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I love that one, but i've always heard it told with three women instead of three men :)
2007-08-10 10:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that one really QUACKED me up.
Raji the Green Witch
2007-08-10 02:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hulala! I duck!
2007-08-10 02:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by Akimbo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one LoL
2007-08-10 02:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooooooo, that dude must be hellaciously ugly! or maybe it was Falwell?????????
2007-08-10 03:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋