if we are all gods children what makes jesus so special?

Question

(dont flame me,blame jimmy carr...rofl)

you do know its a JOKE right.give your address i will post the jimmy carr stand up dvd to you.so you can get his jokes.

to the first person that answered-how much of your life has been sin free then huh?

smarta$$ get bent will you.and why are YOU making it into an issue ****?

Answer 1

Hey Twinkle...you nicked my joke!!!!

Answer 2

He became born a guy, yet in Overcoming this worldwide He back grew to become A Son, the 1st to accomplish that consequently the 1st Begotten of God. Jesus sacrificed self in doing the want of Gods. Crucifying self in the want of God, searching for no longer something different then to be a manifestation of Gods Will here in the worldwide. In becoming to be One and death on the pass he grew to become the applicable Guilt offering for our sins. With the spilling of His Blood we've been freed of our debt if we'd yet forgive each physique of each little thing for we at the instant are forgiven, through fact of Jesus, to the degree that we forgive. until eventually now then purely karma became a fact for all. yet Jesus made it achieveable that wec could all be chanced on worth to receive A component Gods Spirit (Christ), Gods Will so as we could constantly have a thank you to alter into back Like Him. The church will inform you you won't be able to alter into Like Him, you are able to purely set that as your usual to stay via, however the grasp Himself mentioned you're able to alter into Like Him, who could we believe the church or Jesus?

Answer 3

He Had A Head Start

Answer 4

lol....paste this to religion and spirituality and enjoy the fun....

Here's a joke for you

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''

CHeeRioS

Answer 5

Its your own fault that you got a bunch of serious answers, most people haven't seen that particular DVD that you refer to and even those that have seen it don't know that's what your referring to,

Besides, this isn't a joke, riddle or a question, so what the hell was the point of posting it just to insult people who mis-interpreted what you were saying.

Answer 6

i think if you had a night out with jesus he would be a hoot! and if you ask wwjd? i am sure he would be able to take a joke. lighten up people this is funny.

Answer 7

Because you can use his name as a swear word?

Answer 8

Although Jesus is the son of Mary and Joseph, He is the direct Son of God... we are born of man thus we have sin.. while Jesus is born of a virgin birth

Answer 9

i'v another question
if jesus is the son of god and we are all gods children, doesnt that mean that mary and joseph were also the children of god, so doesnt that mean that his mother and father was really his brother and sister?

Answer 10

We are all children of God, Jesus is the Son of God. It is all in the semantics.

I could go for hours on this one, but I seriously doubt that anyone would want to read that much. :-)