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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.


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What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?

The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige..."




What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.





While in Birmingham, England, President Clinton saluted Frank Sinatra, saying the singer and entertainer "really did do it his way''...




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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

2007-08-10 00:46:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Hi Chris, I like the one about the difference between a whore,a nimpo and a blonde. This one is great!!! Is there something wrong chris??? Or are you just having an off day!!!
Take care..
A Friend.
poppy1

2007-08-10 12:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0 0

Excellent

2007-08-10 01:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lunnar 3 · 0 0

hahahahahaha omg that was
so funny i got to tell my brother
about that one
i heard the same joke but in a diffrtent way

2007-08-10 07:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by sacha h 3 · 0 0

Some funny but some just flat.

2007-08-10 04:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0 0

I am sure you are trying but I think stand up is a long way off for you. Not even funny bad just awful. Not even a smile sorry!

2007-08-10 00:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

1987 Blondie in the closet.That's the best blonde joke I have ever heard .I nearly pissed my pants!

2007-08-10 05:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by nickson faction 7 · 0 0

They were funny, just not in any way that would even make me smile.

2007-08-10 02:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good ones Chris.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Ha ha ha on a role today.!!!

2007-08-10 03:28:13 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

he he not 2 bad u can av a star

2007-08-10 02:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-08-10 01:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 1 0

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