Is there a university course one can follow? You know, from a accredited university, not a web page?
Oh, I slay me sometimes.
2007-08-09 22:54:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Get a "degree" in pseudoscience?
ignore evidence,cherry pick quotes and flat out lie
Is there much more to it than that?
Oh and I almost forgot, at some point in your career you must be laughed out of a court of law.
2007-08-09 22:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Get a degree in theology or agriculture or some such.
Write a few essays in creation apologetics or attacks on evolution.
Be sure to include as many letters after your name as you are entitled to. Add a few more if you can get away with it.
Refer to yourself as "doctor" or "scientist" as often as possible. Make sure others do the same.
2007-08-10 07:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Step 1: Learn a bunch of scientific terms, but only half of each one's meaning.
Step 2: Find a bible and a volunteer
Step 3: Have volunteer smack you in the head with the bible, while yelling "It's god's will!" everytime you hear a valid scientific theory. This will condition you to fear valid science, and to yell "It's god's will!" everytime valid science has the audacity to rear its head (or, if you're too logical, the eventual brain damage will allow for this to seem a valid answer).
2007-08-10 06:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You gop to any university. Learn ALL that you can about biology. Then you go to a neurosurgeon and have him remove your brain. THEN you are a creation Scientist.
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2007-08-10 10:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You slay you?
So you can resurrect yourself? Or are you ghost-typing?
Should we be worshipping you as the messiah now or something? Is your question rhetorical and hiding some hidden meaning you wish to impart to us mystically?
2007-08-10 05:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Roger C 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You just declare yourself as one.
Accredited universities are in the business of science and knowledge, not into fairy tales and deceipt dear.
2007-08-10 07:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2007-08-10 11:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you start with Creation Science 101 of course:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uIwiPsgRrOs
2007-08-10 06:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
...well, "try" and create "something"!... you seem to be on a roll, start your own University... (but remember) as you try to "create" all the materials you use must come from what "you" create... you can't use Gods "earth" or His water or His sun-light or His lightning or His air or any of the things He created... You must "create" them... Good Luck !
2007-08-10 06:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I always wondered about that. Sort of an oxymoron.
2007-08-10 05:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋