A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
2007-08-09 20:20:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh thats the cutest joke ever I laughed so hard...my boyfriend is still saying I dont get it...LOL
2007-08-09 20:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Kitty!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
2007-08-10 03:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OoO funny.....I wasn't prepared for that ending. :p But do penguins like the beach?
2007-08-10 03:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a chuckle or two!
2007-08-10 03:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-08-10 04:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it should be a blond joke though!!
2007-08-10 04:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by Samar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute....thanx!!!!
2007-08-10 03:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww, that was cute. thanks for the joke.
2007-08-10 03:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by kitkat (: 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋