witty answers welcome
2007-08-09 17:58:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hee hee hee hee.... *giggle*
2007-08-09 18:04:24 · update #1
Because we need more fat litter in the world.
Rant about pillows and cushions:
Steve (addressing his girlfriend and her friends): You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs?
Shop Assistant: You sit on them
Steve: Ah! Ha ha ha! You see, that's where you're wrong! Nobody sits on them. Okay, watch this. Here's the cushion. I'm putting it on the sofa. Now watch me. I'm stting down. And what do I do on my final approach? I - oh! - move the cushion! You see? It's not involved! It's not part of the whole sitting process. It just lies there. It's fat litter! It's a sofa parasite!
2007-08-09 20:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK - One full sentence - Fun Fun (Hope you are not catholic) "Today it was Sunday and nosy tourists were milling about Vatican square where the pope and his fifteen year old girl friend were expected to make a public announcement for the Easter festivities that they were expecting a bambino by the Christmas holiday season which was considered both theologically and ecumenically acceptable on the basis that this was truly a second miraculous immaculate conception despite the fact that this pious pope had a well known chronic condition known as priapism which had confounded medical authorities since the previous year when he had frequently been seen getting in and out of cars in the company of Brittany Spears."
2016-05-18 05:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Otherwise, everyone would snore, and the noise would be so deafening that the world would turn into brain eating zombies.
Oh, and cause they're comfy.
2007-08-09 18:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My head needs a soft place to lay on. And so I can go to sleep comfortably.
2007-08-09 18:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Animal Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't sleep without hugging several.
atheist
2007-08-09 18:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if hot chicks in their underwear hit eachother with wiffle bats instead, the noise would be dreadful.
2007-08-09 18:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Gothic Shadow 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Without them, I can't see straight the next day.
2007-08-09 18:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"....like the prophet, my pillow a stone....."
From the old hymn, "Mansion Over The Hilltop".
Yes, I was once a Christian.
2007-08-09 18:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pillows are nessesary because......oh crap i forgot but it makes my head comfy.
2007-08-09 18:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like my head and neck to be comfortable.
2007-08-09 18:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋