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I have spoken to the neighbour several times, has done nothing about it. I have requested he pick it up, he says later. I leave it there for 4 and 5 days, then I pick it up. I have a dog and I pick up after her, so I am not a dog hater.
I have been tempted to do some dreadful things.

2007-08-09 16:24:42 · 29 answers · asked by Stardust 2 in Pets Dogs

29 answers

collect and put it on by his front door to step on. put it in a bag light the bag, ring the doorbell, watch him stomp the flaming bag of crap......

2007-08-09 16:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by sirblackie 4 · 7 0

You've already discussed it with them so regular verbal communication isn't working. I have two suggestions.
1)Talk to them again, but this time bring the dog poo in a bag and as you explain to them why this bothers you hold the bag around head/shoulder level. Don't shove it in their face but, lift it high enough so that have to smell it.

2)Talk to them again and tell them your dog just got parvo or another fecal transmission related disease and tell them their dog could be at risk too.

I prefer 1 over 2, but if none if this will really help, I would do some dreadful things. Just don't get caught.(putting the poo on the door knob or anything)

2007-08-09 23:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Future Resident 3 · 0 0

I would have to be mean on this one. I mean if you have talked to him time and time again. There is only so much one can take. I would take it and collect a few bags, and leave them in the sun, and then dump them on his lawn when they are ripe. Just the thought makes me gag. You could always pick it up and put it where he walks everyday ( on his sidewalk, next to his car, in front of his garage door) I know it is mean, but some ppl deserve it.

2007-08-10 00:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If he lives next door, fling it back into his lawn.
If not call the animal control, take a picture of his dog doing the deed over a few days, like a week, so they can see this happens alot or regularly and let them handle it...they will cite him for littering as by law you are to pick up after your dog. Having to pay fines for poop, well that is dreadful

2007-08-09 23:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Kiki B 5 · 5 0

Pick it up and throw it onto his lawn. Not inside a bag all clean and tidy, but loose and smelly on his grass, so other dogs come by and want to mark there too...hehehe

2007-08-10 00:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by Kimmie 5 · 0 0

If your neighbour has left something of his on your property, the only moral thing to do would be to give it back. Get your shovel full, and take it and leave it on his front porch or step. I wouldn't worry about putting it in a bag - he didn't leave it at your place with a bag.

2007-08-10 01:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by MJF 6 · 0 0

Pick up the poo and put it on his lawn... I would write him a nasty letter... Some pepole are so rude and nasty they don't have no consideration for other people. Stop be nice play dirty. Then he will get th picture...

2007-08-09 23:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by toosweetforu 2 · 0 0

There is a lady here in our gated subdivision who walks her husky every day 3 times a day. And never fails he either hikes his leg on one of my trees or drops turds on my front lawn. My front lawn is the only outside place I allow my 14 month old son to play because we have large dogs in the backyard (which we clean up after) and I'd hate for him to walk into or pick up some poo. Anyhow I talked to her a few times about it she'd always tell me she'd get it after they were done walking. She never did. So one day I picked it up. Put it in a paper sack. Went to her house, knocked on the door.and handed it to her said "This belongs to you"...She's not let him poo in my yard since.

2007-08-09 23:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by texas_angel_wattitude 6 · 3 0

Pick up the crap and return it to him. Right on his door step. Next, place it outside his garage. Find places that he will step in it. Advise him that this will continue until he keeps his dog out of your yard.

2007-08-10 00:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 5 · 0 0

Toss the poop on your neighbor's lawn or put the poop in a paper bag and put it on your neighbors door with a nice little note. Thats fair

2007-08-09 23:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by EddieX 5 · 0 0

Wait out there with a bag. Offer it to him. If he doesn't take it, and use it, then you pick up after the dog, follow him home (be obvious, make conversation, kill him with kindness as you walk).
When you get to his house. Drop the poop on HIS lawn.

Tell him you've had enough, that if he won't pick up after his dog, you will deliver not only his dog's poop, but your dog's poop as well. After all, he owes you a few poop scoops.

2007-08-09 23:31:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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