Is this a funny joke for a professor to tell?

Question

My Indian born IT professor told this joke the other day and I started cracking up, I don't think he knew what he was saying:

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.“

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.“ Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.“ The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you jews are all the same, you ruin everything."

Answer 1

HAHA...whats wrong with the prof enjoying a little attention:P

Here's one for u

Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father: "Sure son, what's the question?"

Son: "What is politics?"

Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand politics."

Father: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words."

Son: "Well, dad, while management is screwing the working class the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of $hit."\

CHeeRioS

Answer 2

i never thought i could see Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg in the same sentence before...i give you the bunny prize

Answer 3

Haha

Answer 4

That was funny. star for you. And as far as your teacher, i have heard worse from mine.

Answer 5

I think its funny but insenstive.

Answer 6

HAHAHA that is hilarious but i can't imagine my professors saying it.

Answer 7

haha thats funny :D

Answer 8

I enjoyed that one, way to go!

Answer 9

haha **** thats funny

Answer 10

rude, but yes, it was very funny