A couple had been trying for children for many years without any luck. One day their parish preist told them that he was going to Rome for five years but that while he was there he would pray everyday for them and keep a lighted candle in St.Peter's.
So a few years went by and eventually the priest returned home. He went round to see the couple and as he walked up the garden path, he spotted a pair of twins playing on a swing. As the door of the house opened, he saw the poor harassed woman, heavily pregnant, with two small babies in her arms.
"Why Father!" she exclaimed, "we didn't know you'd returned."
"Yes, a week ago," he replied, "and I thought I'd come round to see how you are. I see you've been blessed with children. "Where's your husband?"
"He's gone to Rome," she replied, "to blow out that blo*dy candle!"
2007-08-09 10:49:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a nice, tastefully told joke. Keep on telling this kind.
2007-08-09 10:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by VIVIA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-08-09 10:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke so 10/10.!!!
Well the candle worked rather excellent, perhaps to well LOL.!!!
Cheers Fidgety for a good laugh.!!!
2007-08-10 03:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Jokes. Especially the Lawyer one. Kudos.
2016-05-18 01:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never mind the candle, do away with priest
2007-08-09 10:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey if anyone knows where my candle is, let me know so i can go blow it out too.
2007-08-09 10:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by googlebugg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, very funny. Have a star.
2007-08-09 19:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha havent heard this one b4 thx
2007-08-09 10:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by misfitcutie X3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one!
2007-08-10 16:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... star
2007-08-09 10:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by chevroletgirl00 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋