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2007-08-09 10:18:03 · 9 answers · asked by richard w 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

9 answers

u don't

2007-08-09 10:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by dragonbabe08 2 · 0 1

Women practice dismissal, fear, and preoccupation. Men need an opening line, small talk, and to close with getting a telephone number or a date. The number one dating advice for women is "play hard to get".

Obese blobs, (that are 50% of the population), have immature hysteria that causes delirium in good looking women. The environments in this society are .1% good looking women.

No one has ever seen the start of a relationship. There are 21 organizations spying on the public with plain clothes agents, including executive protection services.

2007-08-12 12:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to a gay bar and say you'll do whatever they want on the condition that they first legally change their name to "Jessica Simpson".

2007-08-09 17:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by Michael E 2 · 0 0

Pay thousands of dollars, no joke. I read that some guy paid Jessica Biel $22,000 so he can go on a date with her.

2007-08-09 17:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

order a life sized doll of her and throw a party! LOL That is as close as you'll get!

2007-08-09 17:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mike T 5 · 0 1

Nyquil and an overactive imagination

2007-08-09 17:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by Drew 4 · 0 1

You probably cant with sercurity, but shes probably so dumb, that you probably can just go to a concert, go back stage and **** her

2007-08-09 17:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley M 1 · 0 1

Go to bed early.Perhaps in one of your dreams you are going to have it.

2007-08-09 17:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by Mario Vinny D 7 · 0 0

be john mayer

2007-08-09 17:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by John 2 · 0 1

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