He's got about a third of an old Chevy down there, and I can't clean it even though it's a mess :(
2007-08-09 09:55:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I feel like I should be living in a trailer park in the deep South.
2007-08-09 09:59:13 · update #1
They're mostly either too big and/or heavy for me to move :(
2007-08-09 10:01:55 · update #2
The "we are renting the basement to a topless dancer" prayer
2007-08-09 10:00:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kissafatbaby'sAss 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about a prayer for patience on your part and understanding on his? Then suggest a 'cleaning date' for you BOTH to help move car parts and clean up the basement. After all, I am assuming you BOTH own the house so it is His basement as well as Yours? Maybe he can at least move things to one area and you can clean the rest if you have need of it.
2007-08-09 16:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by harpertara 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's the "prayer" I would use it's called the GET THE CRAP OUTTA MY BASEMENT prayer--it goes like this
My DEAR HUSBAND:
If you do NOT remove your CAR PARTS from the basement THIS WEEKEND, I will just go down there on Sunday, take them out myself and call a junk man to come pick them up and haul every last INCH of them outta here.
Amen
2007-08-09 16:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, then the car parts would be on the front lawn. I think a good old "Lord if he doesn't move the car parts how can I make sweet lovin?" prayer might do the trick...(As long as you say it loudly and within your husband's hearing):p
2007-08-09 17:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by keri gee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell hubby you need to clean the basement and if he doesn't remove the parts within a reasonable amount of time, you will remove the parts yourself and put them in the trash.
2007-08-09 16:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tara662 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penguin, you need to be innovative. With his car parts down there, you can clean them *and* the basement all at once. You can kill two .. cod .. with one bird.
All you need is a garden hose and an economy-size bucket of detergent.
2007-08-09 16:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The prayer of the holy divorce lawyer. Expensive but effective in getting spouses to move stuff out...
2007-08-09 16:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by deusexmichael 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The prayer of "do your own laundry and cook your own meals". When my wife says that prayer it works on me every time...lol
2007-08-09 17:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no prayer...here is your broom and here is my broom...we are going to clean the basement....if there is a room/area/shop indicate that it needs to go there...the rest of the area is needed for , etc..
pick a day with lots of time....
2007-08-09 17:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by coffee_pot12 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send him to the couch until it's clean. Having a head ache can do amazing things.
2007-08-09 17:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋