Why is a relationship with God like a flower?
Because the more bullsh*t you use on it, the stronger it grows
2007-08-09 09:39:41 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Before I get reported, I should even the odds:
Christians:
How do you stop an Atheist from reading your business accounts book?
Re-cover it with a copy of the cover of the Bible.
2007-08-09 09:48:21 · update #1
How do you describe a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
2007-08-09 09:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
LOL REtro. I've noticed that the thumbs down fairy has visited us again. :(
Raji the Green Witch
2007-08-09 20:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Every person who claims to have a relationship with god is a joke in and of themselves.
But a bit of extra humour doesn't go amiss I guess.
2007-08-09 16:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lucid Interrogator 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Hilarious-on both counts.
2007-08-09 16:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
B+ Not too bad! LOL
2007-08-09 16:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you never bring me flowers!
2007-08-09 16:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by Char 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice.
2007-08-09 16:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jared L 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Flower growers don't use manure from bulls.
2007-08-09 16:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by jamoca 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I am NOT offended. A joke is a joke
2007-08-09 17:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by independant_009 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great one! LOL
2007-08-09 17:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Der weiße Hexenmeister 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋