10 Signs You Know You Are Broke
We’ve all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don’t know if you’re broke, here are some ways to tell…
- At KFC you lick other people’s fingers.
- If you wanted to rub two nickels together you’d have to borrow one.
- At communion you go back for seconds.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- Long distance companies don’t call you to switch.
- If you stopped on a dime, you’d probably owe it to someone.
- McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
- You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice and cookie.
2007-08-09 08:58:04 · 25 answers · asked by the questioner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-09 09:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Beatrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahaha my favorite is, "Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant." I would give it a 7.
2007-08-09 09:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed so hard i needed a tissue and a towel u know cause i'm cryin and i pissed myself just kidding but i did think it was very funny you get a star LOL ;~) for those of you who don't get it you're thinking too hard ;~) if he brags about it to anyone he will be caught in a lie about not going to church cause he was sick
2016-05-18 00:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time i licked somebody else's fingers at KFC, 3 days later, we got married, the catering was done by the food bank.
2007-08-09 09:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by wiseonekms 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny....been there a few times. Going back for seconds at communion...LOL!
2007-08-09 09:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
def a 10 thats funny
2007-08-09 09:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jaime lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of em I heard b4 but I liked it all together. Should be an e-mail or something.LOL
2007-08-09 09:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! mcdonald's...just the other day my roommate was talking about taking the lemon juice packets from subway to use in her tea when we got back to our dorm.
2007-08-09 09:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by lovesindierock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one as I hadn't heard it. The others I had so they weren't a big "ha ha" for me.
2007-08-09 09:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by GeriGeri 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Needed that
2007-08-09 09:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one!
2007-08-09 09:15:39 · answer #11 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋