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I'm a little worried since I was told I will go to hell for not letting jesus enter my heart

2007-08-09 07:56:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

If you've eaten all my pop-tarts, or gotten cat hair all over them, you are going to hell!

2007-08-09 08:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 2 1

For a dog-you really type well. Jesus will work things out. Dont you worry your furry little heart.

2007-08-09 15:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by phlada64 6 · 1 0

Jesus is not vengeful.
He will not send anybody to a fiery place.
Your dog does not go to heaven ....neither do you.
Where is our future according to Psalm 37:29?

2007-08-09 15:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0 0

If there was a god and a heaven, dogs would go there before most people.

2007-08-09 15:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 1 0

Pit Bulls spend a little time in Purgatory.

2007-08-09 15:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My dog is a terrier, he leaves bombs on my carpet... I spose he'll go to heaven and get 72 dog bones...

2007-08-09 15:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 0 0

Gee, I hope so, I love dogs! Oh, wait, I'm not going to heaven either...

2007-08-09 14:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 · 1 0

I don't know about the gay dogs, but the ones that hump anything, all the time, certainly will.

2007-08-09 15:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, except, since your a dog also, ALLAH will give the pleasure of letting you burn in Hell for eternity. Enjoy.

PS: You do not need to let Jesus(PBUH) enter your heart, only ALLAH(SWT).

2007-08-09 15:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

Crom laughs on his mountain

2007-08-09 15:24:59 · answer #10 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0 0

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