CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source.
It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
2007-08-09 07:30:52 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are you telling me to go back to my own country...Oooooo but i have friend's over here i'd miss...your mean ladies......
2007-08-09 07:42:45 · update #1
ha ha funny. i love it! have a star! *
2007-08-09 10:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-17 23:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right that is a prank. Don't be gullible.
2016-02-16 15:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll come over the week before, maybe an alligator can remove my splinters?
At least it's not pink fluffy peguins?
2007-08-09 07:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
But what iffa I gotta gooooo? Oh dear what am I to do? I surely can't sling my crap around the internet. That's just unheard of! Crap on the internet the most reliable of all sources sheesh.
2007-08-09 07:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ahahahha wow... here's a joke for you:
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
2007-08-09 07:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Thanx, Calamity. I'll poop in the sink that day.
2007-08-09 07:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by listen68 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to find a hobby...
By the way, this is the English site in general... I am in America...
2007-08-09 07:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by nosoop4u246 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a really important piece of info pray i remember thanx for the laugh
2007-08-09 07:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, good one Calam.
there seems to be a couple of humourless people on today though.
2007-08-09 08:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good one again.!!!
10/10.!!!
Smoking hot tonight Jane.!!!
2007-08-09 07:36:27 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋