A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster".
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
2007-08-09 07:20:29 · 38 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow hahahhaha children always say the darndest things.
2007-08-12 18:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kris 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a FUNNY joke, and I love the other joke posted in the responses. Both hilarious, I am a cat lover, but I understand jokes
2007-08-11 04:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a nice blonde joke (kind of outdated though)
A blonde is sitting in her living room while she is waiting for a roast to cook. After falling asleep, she wakes up to the smell of smoke, her house is on fire. She goes next door and calls the fire department and she asks,
"Firemen, my house is on fire!"
The fireman says, "Calm down, calm down, now tell me how do I get there"
The blonde says angrily, "WELL DUH! IN THE BIG RED TRUCK!"
2007-08-09 07:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one.. here's one for you:
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
2007-08-09 07:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-08-09 07:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would find it funny but I love cats too much.
2007-08-09 07:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-08-09 07:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by JLC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one but cruel.!!!
Still 10/10.!!!
After all what is a fire truck without a siren ha ha.!!!
2007-08-09 07:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice
2007-08-09 07:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...
2007-08-09 07:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋