what scenario would have the best affect, in your opinion.
2007-08-09 06:57:00 · 18 answers · asked by elfkin, attention whore 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nipple tassles...
Nope, no lightning...
2007-08-09 07:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Have to be a pretty big cake. It says that everyone--that's all over the world --at once will see it. And that every knee will bow...not just the ones who have known Jesus, or who want to bow down and honor him, but everyone -- even the cake eaters will be on their knees wondering what the h*** is happening. Yea, he's that big, that powerful, and the end will be that real.
2007-08-09 14:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by CHos3n 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about "folding the sky up like a scroll" with a great noise.
I believe that is quite a bit better than jumping out of a stupid cake.
2007-08-09 14:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have to say that the whole coming from the clouds thing is definitely going to make more of an impact. Think of the Jim Carrey quote in Batman Forever...."Your entrance was good, his was better."
2007-08-09 14:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by lovenhugsnvomit 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seriously, keeping everything in the context, when He does come back, the world is NOT going to be a great place to be.
And, He's gonna come with a sword. He ain't happy.
The effect will be permanent.
2007-08-09 14:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, ha! Yes, that would be fun.
I'd have to say that a 21 gun salute is probably a more likely scenario, though.
2007-08-09 14:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by since you asked 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I love it!
How about if it involved one of those reality TV shows?
Like, Jesus could be the host and keep asking questions to see who should be saved....
2007-08-09 14:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter what I think. The Bible says that he is coming in the clouds and that all will see him. That's how we will know that the "Jesus" who jumps out of the cake is a fake.
2007-08-09 13:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by happygirl 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You poor souls..it will be your own foolishness that brings forth the judgement against you. You have no idea as you are joking that the enemy is leading you closer to the slaughter.
May God have mercy upon all you who blasphem Him.
2007-08-09 14:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Chokolates4u 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was hoping he'd appear on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
2007-08-09 13:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
That sounds sort of fun, but it'd be even more fun if he never came back at all.
2007-08-09 13:59:56 · answer #11 · answered by wondermus 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋